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smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

Coke Smoke

A cigarette, with cocaine burned on the side of it.

Used to get an instant and short lived high on Cocaine.

Can be done with any other type of tobacco smoked with a rolled paper, but most common with a class A king size cigarette.

Made by;
1. Wetting a cigarette, usually with your tongue
2. Rolling it gently over a small amount of chopped up Cocaine
3. Gently taking a flame to the wet area with cocaine sitcking onto it
4. Burning the cocaine onto the cigarette by holding it under and to the side of the drug untill it turns a dark brown and starts to bubble and make an expanding dark spot.
5. Smoking the cigarette how you normally would, but taking larger drags and inhaling deep.

Popular way of smoking cocaine without baking it into Crack, because it achieves almost the same high.
"Damn, I got the mad drip but I don't have the feeling yet"

"How about a coke smoke to set it off?"

"I was thinking the same thing"
Coke Smoke by tehBeau June 27, 2006

coken and smoken

The art of using marijuana to get a relaxed chill, while sniffing cocaine at the same time. A definate at-form, if you ask the right people.
Ed: "Yeah dude, I guess I'll come over..
Ken: "sniffle" "cough"
Ed: Aww man, you coken and smoken again?

Smoke and Coke 

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Coke and Joke".
We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Smoke and Coke.
Smoke and Coke by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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