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smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

Coke Smoke

A cigarette, with cocaine burned on the side of it.

Used to get an instant and short lived high on Cocaine.

Can be done with any other type of tobacco smoked with a rolled paper, but most common with a class A king size cigarette.

Made by;
1. Wetting a cigarette, usually with your tongue
2. Rolling it gently over a small amount of chopped up Cocaine
3. Gently taking a flame to the wet area with cocaine sitcking onto it
4. Burning the cocaine onto the cigarette by holding it under and to the side of the drug untill it turns a dark brown and starts to bubble and make an expanding dark spot.
5. Smoking the cigarette how you normally would, but taking larger drags and inhaling deep.

Popular way of smoking cocaine without baking it into Crack, because it achieves almost the same high.
"Damn, I got the mad drip but I don't have the feeling yet"

"How about a coke smoke to set it off?"

"I was thinking the same thing"
Coke Smoke by tehBeau June 27, 2006

coken and smoken

The art of using marijuana to get a relaxed chill, while sniffing cocaine at the same time. A definate at-form, if you ask the right people.
Ed: "Yeah dude, I guess I'll come over..
Ken: "sniffle" "cough"
Ed: Aww man, you coken and smoken again?

Smoke and Coke 

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Coke and Joke".
We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Smoke and Coke.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026