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Joint Army-Navy Fuck-Up

When the combined force of the Army and the Navy fuck up a mission.

Playing off of the term JOC (Joint Operation Command)

NCO Reporting to command - "Sir, although we misdirected that fire mission, the destroyer DID fire the shell! I'd say this was a JANFU "
by tehBeau January 13, 2006
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A nickname representing the obvious and heavy liberal bias of Minnesotas "Star Tribune"
"The Red Star Tribune says Bush is fuckin' up the economy again!"

"Really? That's no news for that newspapaer"
by tehBeau February 23, 2006
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"Little Brown Fucking Machines." Prostitutes, especially in the Philippines. Highly pejorative and offensive

Derived from troops stationed in Southeast Asia, said to be slang from the Vietnam era.
"Me and a few of the boys from C Company went down to the boom-boom house to pick up some LBFM's"
by tehBeau January 13, 2006
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A state of absolute understanding and truth, regardless of what one considers truth or holds to be their beliefs.

A state of ego loss which effects the person positivley

When one is so into their own mind, everything is in a state of serenity.

Where everything seems so apparently true, and there are no questions you have that cannot be answered by your own thought.

Being very high.

The mind has questions it cannot answer, questions presented by the reality that one assumes is real and lives in. The mode is a loss of the beleif that you must accept that a fact is a fact, and that truth is truth. You create answers, and not being bound by what reality says can and can't happen, deciding your own truth. Building off of the truths you decide, you make your own reality that seems to be absolute, and you actually make yourself believe that you have lead yourself to the answer, you create your own truth becase your string of thoughts is never defeated by your perception of the facts or the outside world.

A seeming understanding of everything, being completley lost in ones own realization the outside world does not effect them.
When things that are not involentary become involentary, such as tapping fingers, moving an arm, or even driving a car without thinking about it at all.

Being able to make things happen by only thinking about them, but only in such a case of opening the jaw. Assuming that you have a set pattern of thought to make muscles move in your mind, and accessing them by a different thought pattern, seeming like you aren't trying to move at all.

"She was driving and she just ran the red light, didn't even slow down or swerve or nothin, MAN, I guess she was just in the mode"

"Last night I was in the mode man, I had it all figured out, but as soon as I had it, right there, I forgot it all and ended up passing out in a state of confusion"

by tehBeau June 27, 2006
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A cigarette, with cocaine burned on the side of it.

Used to get an instant and short lived high on Cocaine.

Can be done with any other type of tobacco smoked with a rolled paper, but most common with a class A king size cigarette.

Made by;
1. Wetting a cigarette, usually with your tongue
2. Rolling it gently over a small amount of chopped up Cocaine
3. Gently taking a flame to the wet area with cocaine sitcking onto it
4. Burning the cocaine onto the cigarette by holding it under and to the side of the drug untill it turns a dark brown and starts to bubble and make an expanding dark spot.
5. Smoking the cigarette how you normally would, but taking larger drags and inhaling deep.

Popular way of smoking cocaine without baking it into Crack, because it achieves almost the same high.
"Damn, I got the mad drip but I don't have the feeling yet"

"How about a coke smoke to set it off?"

"I was thinking the same thing"
by tehBeau June 27, 2006
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CAT 4, Category 4

- A military recruit who scores between 16 and 30 on the AFQT

- Capable of walking, shooting his rifle, and dying

-One whom, predominatly has a GED level education or lower
"That damn Category IV from D Platoon dug his foxhole in the damn LZ again"
by tehBeau January 13, 2006
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A loss of all that one holds to be apparent and truthful.

A loss of all that one makes out to be reality.

Mentally questioning reality, for what it is.

Another world of reasoning.

Usualy experenced by hallucinogenic drugs, either Mushrooms (Psychobilin), Acid (LSD, 2C-I, 2C-E-B, etc etc) or trauma to the brain

It is the loss of apparent truths, and what MUST be taken as truth.

Sigmund Frued coined the word "Ego", he had something in mind that was far away from how the word is tossed about today.

As he classified, it is the epitimy one of the three mental states (Id, Ego, and the Superego) The Id being the primal area of consciousness, devloped as a child, only caring about itself and how to gratify any desire it has. (A baby crying, an infant screaming "MINE!" about things it's never seen before)

Out of the Id, the Ego grows as a person gets older. The Ego is how a normal "of age" human acts and thinks in everyday life, but it is based soley off of the Id, because the Id was the first state of consciousness to take in any information at all from the outside world. The Ego is not so selfishly seeking and recognizes that there is a larger picture, a world aside of itself; the Ego acts as censor to the Id, stopping and keeping in check the primitive desires for instand gratification, recognizing the larger picture, so to speak.
The final state of mental maturity is the Superego. The Superego is the highest state at which we have arrived in our evolutionary "progress." The Superego is an overseer, our conscience; and, like the Id, is something of which we are not conscious, not aware of at even the slightest, but is always present in thought.

It is a loss of the Ego and the ID, It is the Superego (An understanding of the world around you and what SHOULD be happening) lost by itself, with no previous truths to go off of.

Without these apparent truths one is taught in life, a person enters a state of absolute disbeleif.

it can sometimes be seen as a state of total confusion, not knowing why anything happens, why it should, or why you feel the need to want it to or not.

Usually occuring during an intense trip, seeming like it is the only answer and it will be how you live the rest of your life, but usually forgotten by the time one wakes up, not much unlike being in the mode.
"Man, I had such an ego loss the other day, I had no idea WHAT was going on or why anything was, let me tell you, I'm never taking booms again"

"Man, I had such a bad ego loss I realized I was nothing, or wait, was it that I was, but there was no reason for anything? uh.. ah.. Maybe it was that I don't know why I do anything?, Hell, I dunno anymore."
by tehBeau June 27, 2006
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