Cokes 

Extremely thick-lensed eyeglasses, commonly worn by nerdy, socially awkward people. If you look straight at someone who is wearing cokes, it appears as if their eyes are either larger or way smaller than they actually are. This is due to light refraction through the deep glass. Popular in decades past, eyeglass technology has come far enough that no one needs to be subjected to it anymore.

"Carl wore the worst cokes i've ever seen. He was really bad."
"I can't keep a straight face when looking at our science teacher, man, she's got cokes like it ain't no joke!"
"I feel kinda bad about it now, but when i was fighting with Sid i hit him hard in the eye and broke his cokes."

Cokes by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.

So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023

Jokes and Cokes

A reason for doing something - to do something for lulz, lolz or for a laugh.

Adam: Why did you rape Emma?
John: For jokes and cokes.

Jokes and Cokes by imamazed January 1, 2008

hot cokes 

This is a shortened version of hot chocolate. Typically used by people who like to shorten words like social into 'soc'. People who use this term might come off like douchebags at first but are pretty cool people. Although the use of the word is meant to bother you it's kind of charming and grows on you; Just like the person who uses it.

Person: "What you got there, some hot cokes?"
Me: "ugh.. you know you sound like a d-bag when you say that, right?"

Me to me: I think I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.

hot cokes by OnedirectionForever_1 February 15, 2017

jewcy cokes 

A beverage consisting of Coke (or Diet Coke for the health conscious Jewcy chick) and sliced strawberries. You can improvise if necessary, but these ingredients are PURE Jewcy Coke. Can be enjoyed while watching Freaks and Geeks and eating chinese food; or even while grinding wit yo hoes.

"yo jewcy!"
"Say What?"
"Go make me some jewcy cokes slut bag!"
"Only if you put on the Freaks and Geeks"

jewcy cokes by Lizardo January 27, 2006

coke hound 

A lover of delicious cocaine. Day and night, 24/7/365. Not yet an addict, but close.

Fred's a real paranoid coke hound, don't do rails with him, he's a weirdo.

coke hound by JohnnyAcrossTheSea November 17, 2015

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019