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A creature prone to death, destruction and violence. Known for there love of blood and flesh, Cokeslo's are regarded as the most demonic creatures walking the earth, they are naturally white, however may turn red after taking in a certain ammount of blood. If you do ever see a Cokeslo, be advised, they are prone to rip, rend, and tear flesh.
It is advised to never come in contact with a Cokeslo, however if you do, there is ways to protect yourself.
1: Wear religious apparel. Cokeslo's hate purity and light, and stray from it.
2: Hide. This is the most simple step, because of a Cokeslo's tiny sense for anything except death, it is very easy to hide from them, if need be.
3: Do not run, they smell blood.
If you do ever end up with a Cokeslo, do not run, they smell Blood, it is useless, however Cokeslo's if having filled with blood, cannot fly.
So i have warned you.
Never cross paths with a Cokeslo, or face certain death.
Oh my! There's a Cokeslo in that tree! HIT THE DECK!


"This is 911, what is your emergency"?
"There is a Cokeslo in my house"!
*hangs phone up*
Cokeslo by dafads December 17, 2008

Chimpy Cokespoon 

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.
As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.
Chimpy Cokespoon by PMax February 12, 2008

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007

CokeLore 

A myth or rumor that involves Coca Cola.
Little mickey was killed from the Coca Cola commericials when he drank a combination of poprocks and Coca Cola. This cokelore myth was proven fake and "little Mickey" is still alive today.
CokeLore by Undergroundoga April 14, 2009
A further progression of slore = slutty whore. If the girl is particularly skanky she's a coleslore. (From coleslaw).
Goddamn, that girl ain't a slore, she's a coleslaw!
or
She thinks she's so hot, but she ain't nothing but a coleslore!
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