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cakesniffer

In Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events", the wealthy young villain Carmelita Spats insults the Baudelaire orphans by calling them cakesniffers. Presumably the insult is an antonym of "cake eaters", an insult reserved for rich, spoiled children (suggesting that they have their cake and eat it too). In calling the Baudelaires cakesniffers, the rich, spoiled Carmelita suggests that the (temporarily) destitute Baudelaires think longingly of her superior social position and wealth.
Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer!
cakesniffer by Ms. Paws February 17, 2007

Cocksniffer 

Someone whose pleasure it is to appreciate the scent of the male genitalia.
I heard that Daniel guy is a cocksniffer
Cocksniffer by pnget_69 September 16, 2007

cocksniffer 

A felatious female who enjoys sniffing cocaine or other narcotics off of a man's penis.
1.) "I did a couple rails off the mirror but that bitch was such a cocksniffer and did rails off my cash and prizes.":

2.) Many examples can be found in Monmouth County.
cocksniffer by The Original Kitch December 28, 2005

cakesniffer

A stupid insult used by Carmella Spats to insult the Baudelaire orphans in
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Book 5
The Austraire Academy
Cakesniffers Living In The Orphan Shack!
cakesniffer by Scribbler April 9, 2005

Cakesniffer

Someone who you deem lesser than you
Jermey is a cakesniffer compared to me
Cakesniffer by Big Boy Troy May 22, 2018

cakesniffer

An insult heard in A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Everyone is trying to guess what it means, believing that it has something to do with cake, but I wanted to suggest that it might simply have been Lemony Snicket's way of censoring out the word "cocksucker" in his books.
Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer! (cocksucker)
cakesniffer by Hex Luther June 10, 2013
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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