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Hey lets see who has bigger cojone amigo!

pronouced; co-ho-nez
cojone by Chrissterfer January 11, 2008
Words you can keep
He got BIG Cojones !!

he got a big penis
cojone by DeathToJacqueChirac June 9, 2003
that shit from that game with da fat motherfucker 'living it up' in a cafe
ie. huh huh! im a fat motherfucker living it up in a cafe! VMC
cojone by seany p June 10, 2003

dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008
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