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TNA or Total Nonstop Assholes is an alternative nickname for the WWE knock off TNA. Unlike WWE, TNA Features Constant nonstop yelling by their washed up wrestlers who constantly act like assholes nonstop.
Justin: Hey Mindy do you like TNA wrestling?
Mindy: No I don't.
Justin: Me neither, its more like Total Nonstop Assholes.
Mindy: I agree with you on that one.
TNA by UncleEddie April 20, 2011

Slam Bamboo 

A really shitty 1980s pop band that had Trent Reznor on keyboards. Slam Bamboo released two singles that were a hit in the Cleveland area called House On Fire which was released in 1986 and White Lies/Cry Like a Baby, released in 1988. Slam Bamboo Consisted of

Scott Hanson: Vocals
Greg Thomas: Bass guitar

Ron Musarra: Drums
Trent Reznor: Keyboards
Tim Kirker: Guitar
Pat: Hey Justin have you seen the YouTube video of Trent Reznor when he was in Slam Bamboo?
Justin: Yeah I did. They look like a bad SNL skit.
Slam Bamboo by UncleEddie December 26, 2010
A very hot and sexy singer who is the hottest singer I have ever seen. Known to wear heavy makeup and has bleached hair.
Pat: Who's the weird girl singing Poker Face?
Justin: That's Lady Gaga
Pat: She's hot

Justin: I know.
Lady Gaga by UncleEddie August 31, 2010

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Podiatrist 

A medical doctor who specializes in feet. These doctors usually have foot fetishes.
Edwina: Dr. Brown sure treated my corns on my feet.
Jon: yeah your podiatrist has a foot fetish.
Podiatrist by UncleEddie April 23, 2010