COCOB

Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.

Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.

COCOB by COCOBER September 1, 2021

cocob

Corny company relating to corn on cob

The pick of the crop frequents cocob.

cocob by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

cockbib 

A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.

John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.

cockbib by Jello42 May 22, 2009

cockblocktopus 

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan 

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006