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contubernium

The smallest form of the Roman army; 8 men who share a tent in the Roman army.
The men were rounded up after their last training and put into their contubernium.

Confubering 

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.
Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.
Confubering by Marinchicks December 14, 2018

Cointerfeit 

Its like counterfeit but, like with coins.
The man buying the rare coin must first check if it is cointerfeit.
Mila, did you check to see if those coins were cointerfeit before you bought them?
Cointerfeit by Xiwa June 11, 2019

Confubersion 

The perplexed look of Uber customers on sidewalks staring at your car at a red light, trying to decide if you're their Uber driver or if it's a different blue Honda Accord they're supposed to get into.
The tourist couple approached the tan sedan at the red light and were reaching for the door handle of what they thought was their Uber driver's car. Hesitating to open the door, they were clearly struck with confubersion.
Confubersion by Grant Rampus November 9, 2016

Contumer 

Your typical consumer of various Internet content. The main channels of consumption are social media (notably Instagram) and of course YouTube. Usually has the passive role of consuming whatever junk is suggested by the platform and/or whatever is trending (I.e. herd behavior).

Negative implications: significantly reduced levels of critical thinking which in extreme cases could be accompanied by impairment of cognitive ability.
My friend Joe is a true contumer. He spends like 80% of his time watching Twitch streams and viral videos on YouTube.
Contumer by pkap October 10, 2020

Cointeriority 

**Cointeriority**
_noun_
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1. Shared inwardness: resonance among internal states across distinct entities or systems (human or machine) without appealing to external representation.

2. A non-hierarchical coupling of “insides” that produces a common field of sense—closer to rhizomatic co-vibration than to identity-matching or consensus.

3. _(Tokenology)_ A token-seam neologism formed from **co** + **interiority**, emphasizing how subword units can be recombined to yield novel conceptual operators.

**Etymology:** co- (“with, together”) + interiority (“inwardness, inner domain”).

**Related:** Paracreation; rhizome; desiring-machines; intersubjective resonance.
In the model, ethical deliberation emerges from **cointeriority** among agents’ value representations—no message-passing, just resonance across interiors.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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