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Confubersion 

The perplexed look of Uber customers on sidewalks staring at your car at a red light, trying to decide if you're their Uber driver or if it's a different blue Honda Accord they're supposed to get into.
The tourist couple approached the tan sedan at the red light and were reaching for the door handle of what they thought was their Uber driver's car. Hesitating to open the door, they were clearly struck with confubersion.
Confubersion by Grant Rampus November 9, 2016
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conFURsion 

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.
Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming
conFURsion by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019
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Confubering 

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.
Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.
Confubering by Marinchicks December 14, 2018

Confursion 

when an otherwise normal human being gets converted into a furry/realizes they've been a furry all along and only now begun to realize it.

may or may not also be used by furry marketers running furry websites/conventions.
A furry convention organizer counted the amount of listed confursions from their poll.

After hesitating a few minutes as all his friends in fursuits surrounded him, he looked at his secret of nimh, lion king, and disney's robinhood posters in his room, and the rule34 tab listed as 'lola bunny n..', he realized he had been a furry all along, and experienced a confursion and acceptance of how gay and furry he actually was and no longer felt guilty glomping his new found friends.
Confursion by HatIntheFox October 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026