coinist 

Racism but for coins

Bob: I don’t like nickels.

Jeff: That’s pretty coinist of you

coinist by Squirrel Time May 27, 2020

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

coiniseur 

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly

coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."

coiniseur by CreativePotato February 23, 2008

Coinstar Poor 

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

Coinstar Poor by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

Coinstaring 

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money

We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.

Coinstaring by mwillis March 21, 2010

coinstuck 

1.)To be in a state of starvation due to serious money problyms.

2.)When you have gone one week or longer without a single coin (any money)and you dont have any idea when you will get some.

1.) "Feed tha people on coinstuck".

2.) "I cant move. I'm coinstuck".

coinstuck by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

cainist 

Someone who beats ableists over the head with a rock until they die.

Person 1: "Did you see Ted kill that guy with a rock?"
Person 2: "It's okay, Ted's a cainist."

cainist by giogiodagiostar May 9, 2023