coinish 

fully invested in shitcoins

Shits fucked up yo, so I'm coinish today

coinish by z.z_z.6 August 4, 2025

Coinish Dream

When you dream of wetting the bed, and are unsure whether or not you actually pissed yourself.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night, I had a total Coinish Dream!"

Coinish Dream by The Plarpman September 7, 2026

Coinish Dream

When you dream of peeing the bed and are actively checking if you have wet the bed or not.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night, I had Coinish Dream for hours."

Coinish Dream by The Plarpman September 7, 2026

Cornish conspiracy theory 

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

Cornish conspiracy theory by Hywell June 19, 2008

Cornish, New Hampshire 

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..

Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

Cornish, New Hampshire by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006

Cornish Basty 

An illegitamate child born out of wedlock in Cornwall, UK

I am a Cornish basty

Cornish Basty by RazzleDazzleBazzle August 15, 2018

Cornish Army 

The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?

*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.

The Cornish Army was quite cool... for the 15th Century.

Cornish Army by Emperor Francis I December 9, 2008