cainist

Someone who beats ableists over the head with a rock until they die.

Person 1: "Did you see Ted kill that guy with a rock?"
Person 2: "It's okay, Ted's a cainist."

by giogiodagiostar May 9, 2023

whats in the canister

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

canisteo

A place where only retarded inbred rednecks live. Known for their sign made of trees. Whoopty fucking doo, they're just trees!

You smell that? That's Canisteo.

by Don Mattrick September 6, 2016

tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005

tryhard canister

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!

by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Canistel

1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.

1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."

2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."

by Canistel September 14, 2010