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coincistat

Portmanteau of "coincidence" and "statistic", meant to describe a series of events that could be confused for a real trend (or statistic), but lacks the evidence to determine causality (therefore, presenting as a coincidence). Usually used in talks about award shows.

Coined by user "Boz" on the GD Music server on Discord in 2021.
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There has never been a year where the Grammy nominees in Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Pop Solo Performance are the same, but that looks like a coincistat more than proof to not predict the same artists in both.
coincistat by grammywatcher August 29, 2026
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coincidate 

Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.

E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32
"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.
coincidate by CareBear67 May 23, 2018
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Conqistate 

Mr.Raul came up with the word whilst trying to get a girl.

According to him the Meaning of the is to conquer something by saying one statement.
He:can you be my girlfriend
She: yes

Conqistate!!!!
Conqistate by Joseph Caesar November 28, 2018

coincideath 

What happens to the millions of young healthy people who suddenly drop dead after being administered one or more doses of a vaccine for an imaginary disease, usually because of coercion by an employer or someone
else who can threaten their livelihood.
All those young people dropping like flies after getting vaccinated are just coincideaths.

Coincitaneous

Not all coincidences are simultaneous. When it does happen, it is coincitaneous.
"This was coincitaneous! I was just reading a magazine and the actor on the television said the same words I was reading." "This coincitaneous thing happened: A song on the radio was about a black dog just as I saw a black dog on the side of the road."
Coincitaneous by BuzzWords August 10, 2026
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