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Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).
"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018
Related Words
cohena Cohen Covenant corena Chenai Chenaya Chenaé Chenara Chena Chenailea

Coheasian 

A group of females possessing both team cohesion and an Asian Chick (Presumably one with a high level of physical attractiveness)
"Man, those five white girls we met yesterday were suppose to meet us here 45 minutes ago, they are seriously lacking coheasian."
Coheasian by GoonSquadHammer February 4, 2009

Codename: Kids Next Door 

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.
Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)
A very artistic unique girl. Chena's are very sweet and care for their friends more than anything. But if you piss them off in the least of ways, they'll be set off like a time bomb is hidden in them! Chena's are also Godly gorgeous, beautiful body, bright eyes and pretty hair. They are more of the quiet type, listen and observe things. Good sense of humor, but can be sarcastic. Chena's are very deep thinkers, and see the world differently from everyone else. They are very easy to fall in love with, so be careful! Because they don't fall in love back. Chena's tend to be heart breakers. But, if they love you back, you will have something extremely special.
Who's that girl other there?
That's Chena.
Gosh she's beautiful.
Chena by forgiveforget November 23, 2010

Cohenesque 

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.
His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.
Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

seth cohen 

A character on the hit dramedy, The OC played by Adam Brody. He is adorkable, charming, cute, sweet, and funny. Girls go crazy for him
Where can I find myself a Seth Cohen?
seth cohen by TaterTots February 29, 2004