coffeycat 

A female related thing, since the word "cat" is used. However coffeydog would be the male version.

A coffeydog - male
A coffeycat - female

coffeycat by thefool March 11, 2012

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffication 

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.

Coffication by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

Coffeysack 

The complete raping of the mouth.

Ouch you just got coffeysacked hard

Coffeysack by bobby longstockings October 6, 2010

coffeesation 

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffeecat 

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

coffeecat by rockthetandem June 29, 2007