A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Twyford CofE High School by alnevertell March 31, 2020

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Heef cofe

a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.

"Hey billy call heef cofe and see if she's working st Arby's today, I need to get a twamp sack.

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St Mary’s cofe

Home to gangs . Carries knives one of the worst skls in the whole of the borough . Shit teachers and all . Their known as a prison and there are more hoes than a strip club . All the boys think they’re on piss when really they flash there birthday money and say “send shapes”

Have you heard of that skl st Mary’s cofe All a bunch of skets . This one sucked that ones dick .

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Cofer

Sweetest badasses that ever lived.

Miley Cyrus is jealous of them Cofers.

Cofer by bethybeth December 6, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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