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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
cobag by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005
1. A popular term across the internet used to describe people who play the video game, Call of Duty. The term is mainly used by people who segregate the Call of Duty Fan Base from the rest of the world, people who play other games(i.e. Halo, Battlefield 3, Gears of War, etc.), or people who just straight up hate the game after hearing that their best friend hates it. It is a mixture of the abbreviation, "CoD" and the word faggot.

2. A bundle of cod fish.
1. Codfag: LOL TRICKSHOT, B*TCH! RANDOM THROWING KNIFE ACROSS THE MAP KILL! BEST GAME EVAR. SCREW HALO
Non-Codfag: Hah. Look at that codfag. He needs to get a life and stop fapping with his controller vibrations.
Non-Codfag 2: I really want to slit that codfag's throat. Fucking retard.

2. Fisherman: It looks like I caught a codfag!

Fish Shop Person: That's a big codfag! Here's your pay for today's catch!
codfag by X3n0 April 26, 2013
A fag (Faggot -> Homosexual -> Uncool person) who plays Cod (Call of Duty -> Possibly the most overrated game of all time. Oh wait, Halo.)
Also a term for a player who TOTALLY NO-LIFES the game.
Kid: Lyk omfgg cod4 is liek teh besterest games EVAR
Nintend Fanboy/Halo Fanboy/WoW Fanboy: Lol codfag.
See Call of Duty 4.
Codfag by JAYHACHE September 7, 2009
somebody who only ever playes call of duty and only ever playes online
only owning call of duty and no other games
not owning all of the call of duty games and playing them in order, oh wait there is no storyline
NOT KNOWING WHAT A FUCKING STORYLINE IS
you codfag..
CodFag by Mav7x March 23, 2010
1) A bag containing cows.
2) An extension of the term 'cow' used by girls to insults other, perhaps sluttier (or prettier) girls. A general term for insulting other females.
Maz: I saw Bella flirting with Rick the other day!
Flo: That cowbag! How dare she flirt with the boy!
Cowbag by Maz+Flo September 12, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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