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cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011
Words you can keep

cocky socky 

The act of getting your cock sucked.
Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.
cocky socky by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

cocky smocky 

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.
Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"
cocky smocky by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

Shocky Cocky 

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
Cock-Stocking by RyandRy December 31, 2010

cock stock 

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
cock stock by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004

cock stock 

Ayo u want some cock stock?
cock stock by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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