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Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

Words you can keep

cocky socky

The act of getting your cock sucked.

Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.

cocky socky by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

cocky smocky

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.

Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"

cocky smocky by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

Shocky Cocky

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.

Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky

Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)

Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.

Cock-Stocking by RyandRy December 31, 2010

cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

cock stock by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004

cock stock

chicken stock for your cock

Ayo u want some cock stock?

cock stock by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026