cockups

An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.

by Nave Nedrob March 8, 2009

Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

cockup

Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!

by berkeleygirl December 8, 2005

cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

by eyewatch May 19, 2011

cockupine

A woman that's been fucked so many times, that if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' cockupine, a human female porcupine with cocks for quills.

You mean Becki? That bitch is a fuckin' cockupine, she's gotta have at least fifty dick-quills.

by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 29, 2011

cockupied

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

by Michael P September 18, 2008

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004