cockup

Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!

by berkeleygirl December 8, 2005

Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

by Stias December 28, 2005

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 28, 2005

cockup

When someone is giving oral sex to a male, and tries to deepthroat it, but almost pukes

"Ima make you cockup ho"

by WUT U SAI February 20, 2009

Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017

cockpet

it's a fart from the penis

Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!

by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

cockprop

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.

"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."

by Jim February 23, 2005