Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.
I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!
by berkeleygirl December 07, 2005
The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
by Biggie Wilson June 02, 2005
A shambles. Sounds vulgar, but may not be; it may be a grouse shooting term. Customarily, shooters employ beaters to disturb birds on the ground and drive them into the air towards the guns. Normally one only shoots grouse hens, so if the beaters were by mistake to put up a grouse cock, they would warn the guns not to shoot by shouting "Don't shoot! It's a cock up!"
Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.
Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.
One's whole shoot today was a disaster - one cock up after another. Now where's Camilla, the slapper? One feels like giving her a Dirty Sanchez. - Prince Charles
Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
by Tony and Cherie Blair July 21, 2006
To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.
That was a real cock up.
by Tawera March 29, 2008
The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
by Stias December 08, 2005
by mrbadguy23 December 12, 2005
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