cockup

Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!

by berkeleygirl December 07, 2005

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 08, 2005

cockup

When someone is giving oral sex to a male, and tries to deepthroat it, but almost pukes

"Ima make you cockup ho"

by WUT U SAI October 15, 2008

Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

by Stias December 08, 2005

cockups

An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.

by Nave Nedrob March 09, 2009

Cockupancy

The maximum number of men a female pornstar will work with at one time.

The back of Sasha Grey's headshot listed her cockupancy as 7 dudes.

by Beezie4Sheezie December 07, 2009

cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

by eyewatch April 28, 2011