cockupy

When a girl brings a friend over and you have a GOOD friend occupy the friend while you get your freak on with the other girl.

Hey dude, will you cockupy her for a bit, i need me some.

by Will tje June 26, 2006

Cockupy

To occupy an orifice of your partner with your penis. Cockupy/cockupied/cockupying

Dude, this girl totally wants me to cockupy her!

I'd let him cockupy me any day.

by Delta-V June 12, 2016

cockup

Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!

by berkeleygirl December 8, 2005

cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

by eyewatch May 19, 2011

cockupine

A woman that's been fucked so many times, that if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' cockupine, a human female porcupine with cocks for quills.

You mean Becki? That bitch is a fuckin' cockupine, she's gotta have at least fifty dick-quills.

by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 29, 2011

cockupied

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

by Michael P September 18, 2008

Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

by Stias December 28, 2005