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When a girl brings a friend over and you have a GOOD friend occupy the friend while you get your freak on with the other girl.
Hey dude, will you cockupy her for a bit, i need me some.
cockupy by Will tje June 26, 2006
Words you can keep
To occupy an orifice of your partner with your penis. Cockupy/cockupied/cockupying
Dude, this girl totally wants me to cockupy her!

I'd let him cockupy me any day.
Cockupy by Delta-V June 12, 2016
Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.
I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!
cockup by berkeleygirl December 8, 2005

cockupation block 

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.
-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!
cockupation block by eyewatch May 19, 2011

cockupine 

A woman that's been fucked so many times, that if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' cockupine, a human female porcupine with cocks for quills.
You mean Becki? That bitch is a fuckin' cockupine, she's gotta have at least fifty dick-quills.

cockupied 

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"
Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!
cockupied by Michael P September 18, 2008
A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something
The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
Cockup by Stias December 28, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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