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Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
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RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

cockproud 

The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
cockproud by silkpouch September 10, 2007

Cockcroft 

n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008

Jiminy cockthroat

Coined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation fame, the genre known as Jiminy cockthroat is an open world, stealth game with crafting and collectibles. Common examples of this repetitive game type are Ghost of Tsushima, Far Cry 5, The Last of Us, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.
"Have you heard about Pragmata?"
"Yeah, it's just gonna be another one of those Jiminy cockthroat games."
Jiminy cockthroat by asmodeusUD October 23, 2020

Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

Cocktropolis 

A mega-city built entirely out of the male reproductive organ.
Hey, why don't you get on the next train to Cocktropolis?
Cocktropolis by CommodoreRauscher January 23, 2009