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Cockcroft 

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008
Words you can keep

cockcroft 

a group of girls that don't pull
zoey julia sam and melina are a group of cockcroft s
cockcroft by MelSamJul45678 December 18, 2018
the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
cockroot by daniel jones June 23, 2006
Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman
"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"
cockrot by downa boi July 3, 2003

cockfroster 

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.
cockfroster by jossungood August 4, 2014

cockrotter 

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011

Cockcopta 

When a male derobes and spins his appendage like a heilcopter.
James did the cockcopta last night after tomany beers
Cockcopta by JLSWIFTY September 17, 2016
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