6 definitions by loincloth

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Someone who is (or pretends to be) clueless about how to prevent pregnancy.
You're taking Vanessa to the prom? I heard from Jack, Ted, Brad, Hector, and Troy that she's a real pregnoramus. You better take some condoms.
by loincloth January 11, 2008
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A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.
Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.
by loincloth January 03, 2008
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The slanguage of sex addicts.
Before attending his first meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Jeremy was required to complete a pubonics class offered at the local community college (entry in rear). For homework he ravaged three muff puppies, boned two tuna, and phoned it in on a booty call.
by loincloth January 03, 2008
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The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 03, 2008
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A pubric is a scoring tool used by those teachers seeking pubescent partners. Specifically, it is used to assess a student's performance in extracurricular activities.
After Billy wildly exceeded her rigid pubric expectations, Miss Funovits culled him from the herd.
by loincloth November 06, 2007
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An imbecile who abuses the tor online anonymity software to troll IRC channels. Their behavior is that of a moron.
Yet another toron worthy of /ignore.
by loincloth January 03, 2008
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