Definitions by loincloth
pregnoramus
You're taking Vanessa to the prom? I heard from Jack, Ted, Brad, Hector, and Troy that she's a real pregnoramus. You better take some condoms.
pregnoramus by loincloth January 15, 2008
cocktale
A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.
Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.
three ring circumcision
The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
three ring circumcision by loincloth January 12, 2008
pubonics
Before attending his first meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Jeremy was required to complete a pubonics class offered at the local community college (entry in rear). For homework he ravaged three muff puppies, boned two tuna, and phoned it in on a booty call.
pubric
A pubric is a scoring tool used by those teachers seeking pubescent partners. Specifically, it is used to assess a student's performance in extracurricular activities.