Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens

Did u see his cocktail sausage

Cocktail sausage by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

cocktail sausage

a tiny dick which looks like a tiny sausage, sometimes choad like

a cocktail sausage on a stick

cocktail sausage by Trish Nixon May 15, 2006

Cocktail sausage fiddler 

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

Cocktail sausage fiddler by mien kamf May 7, 2015

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome 

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

cocktail sausages 

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

cocktail sausages by Anonymous May 22, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020