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consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.
Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.
consuckulations by BradMC April 30, 2006

cocksuckling 

When a male or female gently places their lips on the head of the penis, which they suction like a fish; while slowly cradling the testicles until the male of female is covered in the spunk.
Carol would you mind cocksuckling me?
cocksuckling by walkerthestalker January 1, 2010

cocksuckalo 

A female that is as large as a buffalo that loves to suck cock.
Dude check out that cocksuckalo at the buffet.
cocksuckalo by Titan112 September 19, 2016

Cock Suckula 

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt
Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*
Cock Suckula by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

Cocksuckeranswer 

To supply an answer that is accompanied by smartassness, failed sarcasm, big words that the user does not know, or total and complete cocksuckerness usually used by pricks, smug people, people who think they are too good for themselves, and of course cocksuckers. A cocksucker answer may include but is not limited to the use of (victim of circumstances, thats your problem, this isn't personal but...., also failed attempt at politically correctness.)
A perfect example of a CSA (cocksuckeranswer)
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
Cocksuckeranswer by DerFuhrer1234323 December 17, 2009

cocksucka 

Straight up, old school, NY Gangster.

Someone so screwed up that they would literally suck anonymous cock if it came down to it to save their puny hide.

asshole, jerk, punk, fool, inept idiot, faggot, bitch, hoe, prostitute
"You see this .45 you fuckin cocksucka, - I oughta blow your fuckin brains out!"
cocksucka by Ye Old Master April 29, 2015