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Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.
After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.
Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

cocksuckage 

A warm, yummy mixture of fresh cum and saliva. It's what slobbers down my chin and onto my boobies if I don't swallow every last drop after giving a blowjob.
Janie: Girl, what's that all over the front of your blouse?

Stephanie: Oh, I was giving Tom a blowjob over my lunch hour. He pumped such a big thick load into my throat that I couldn't swallow it all in time. I didn't have time to change blouses, so now I've got cocksuckage all down the front of me.

Janie: Can I lick it off before it dries?
cocksuckage by Steph M. October 23, 2007

Oculus Cocksoculus 

Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.
"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"

cocksuckling 

When a male or female gently places their lips on the head of the penis, which they suction like a fish; while slowly cradling the testicles until the male of female is covered in the spunk.
Carol would you mind cocksuckling me?
cocksuckling by walkerthestalker January 1, 2010

cocksuckalo 

A female that is as large as a buffalo that loves to suck cock.
Dude check out that cocksuckalo at the buffet.
cocksuckalo by Titan112 September 19, 2016

cocksuckah 

Generaly refers to someone who you do not like, or you want to hate on. Also refers to hoes. see synonyms bitch mothafucka sucka
Damn you a stupid ass cocksuckah!

Make yo self useful an suck my cock you dirty cocksuckah!

Go on home now cocksuckah, only the big boys play here.
cocksuckah by DJ hata 420 April 19, 2003