cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cockstar

An individual with big dick and ball mentality.

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!

by padre February 21, 2021

Cockstar Games

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.

Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018

cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

by Whitey April 11, 2004

cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

by beaujalais October 15, 2011

Cockstig

A whore.

Man I hope you didn't fuck that cockstig dude... I hear she has crabs.

by cockstig August 29, 2016

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008