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cocksnob 

A girl or gay guy who is very particular about the physical appearance of the cocks they suck.
She wouldn't suck my dick because she said it was ugly. She is such a cocksnob!
cocksnob by ya hoz January 12, 2009
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Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...
"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"
Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnott 

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"
That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!
cocksnott by biggdogg September 4, 2003

COCKSLOBBER 

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.
"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"
COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006

Cocknobs 

Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.
While attempting to hack into a friend's email, Mark loses his patients and blurts "cocknobs"
Cocknobs by Sethbot May 31, 2007

cocksnogger 

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis
Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
cocksnogger by Matt February 29, 2004
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