Cocknobs

Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.

While attempting to hack into a friend's email, Mark loses his patients and blurts "cocknobs"

by Sethbot May 31, 2007

cocknobs

A selection of penises, used as an expression of frustration

"Oh Bugger... Oh COCKNOBS!"

by Armos August 9, 2006

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

cocknoose

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.

Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.

by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006

cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 22, 2005

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010