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cockphage

1.)pacarski is a festy cocksmoker, spreading parasites via bodily fluids

2.)any cunt suspected of being a cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon
pacarski is a cockphage (cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon).
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cacophage

a poop eater. somone who likes to eat poop.
"my dog is a cacophage." "bruce stop cacophaging."
by boyfriend and boyfriend February 17, 2008
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cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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Cockchafer

1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.

Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.

They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.

They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.



2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug

2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
by MJA88 February 28, 2009
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cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.
Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage
by Wildthing February 18, 2013
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cockplayer

Someone who is a loser in life but does not necessarily play with his cock!
Look at you! You think you are a cosplayer? I think you are a cockplayer!
by ufoufopk December 4, 2020
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cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.
The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.
by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004
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