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Chockodile 

A Chockodile is a small squirt you just want to punch in the face. Can be rated from anywhere between 1-100 Chockos. A Chockodile suffers from Chockodilia, the condition of being a Chockodile. They are usually short, and need puberty to be cured of Chockodilia.
Chockodile with high voice:Heeeeey!
Guy: Shut up before I punch you. Youre like 75 Chockos. God.
Chockodile by Dr. Chocko July 27, 2010
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Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocodile cheers 

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
crocodile cheers by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying
She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face
Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

crocodile tears 

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.
You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?
crocodile tears by Karsh May 13, 2004

get crocodile rocked 

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.
Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

Cockidile 

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure
Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile