cockadile

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

by schniggleh April 04, 2005

Cockadiled

Getting slapped by two dicks at the same time

I'm about to get cockadiled tonight

by pizzafucker November 24, 2016

Cockadile Tears

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

by Balbal69 May 15, 2020

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 May 12, 2011

Cockadile Wrestler

One who wrestles cock, in most cases a massive bender

Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"

by 98JoeC February 22, 2012

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!

Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!

by key11_jkr September 08, 2014

The cockadile hunter

the act of skinning any type of snake and then using the snake skin as a condum during intercourse.

i gave that girl the cockadile hunter yesterday.

by mind invasion June 20, 2011