cocknballtorture

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.

Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch

cocknballtorture by Theresagayguysomewhere October 17, 2019

Cockandballtorture

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

Cockndballtorture

To squeeze and twist a mans nuts till one pops

“OH NO OH NO I THINK MY NUT POPPED THATS COCKNDBALLTORTURE”

The torturing of the penis and balls

Cockndballtorture by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

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cockandballtorture

lasagna

man i love cockandballtorture with my lasagna

cockandballtorture by peepeepoopoo32 August 10, 2021

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Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off

Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured

Muffin cocknball torture by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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