Cocklofter's definitions

Cockloft

The location where the cock resides at any give time.

"My cock's cockloft is currently in the crotch of my wonderful jeans, dammit."

by Cocklofter June 2, 2006

beefheart

Some dude with a beard that wrote music and got depressed and stopped using his name and played with Frank Zappa and sang Dachau Blues.

"Man, I want a soul patch like Captain Beefheart!"

by Cocklofter June 11, 2006