Definitions by Cocklofter

beefheart 

Some dude with a beard that wrote music and got depressed and stopped using his name and played with Frank Zappa and sang Dachau Blues.

"Man, I want a soul patch like Captain Beefheart!"

beefheart by Cocklofter June 11, 2006

Cockloft 

The location where the cock resides at any give time.

"My cock's cockloft is currently in the crotch of my wonderful jeans, dammit."

Cockloft by Cocklofter June 2, 2006