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cockloft 

The room over the garret.
I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!
cockloft by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009
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Cockloft 

The location where the cock resides at any give time.
"My cock's cockloft is currently in the crotch of my wonderful jeans, dammit."
Cockloft by Cocklofter June 2, 2006

cocklifters 

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009
when a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick
she cockrofts guys while she blows them
cockroft by Anthony Zavarelli July 9, 2002

cock loft 

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
cock loft by luke January 18, 2004
When a man hold his dick up, and strokes it with one finger from scrotum to tip, while listening to classical music.
He cockrofts to Mozarts concierto.
cockroft by emeaon September 28, 2011

cocklift 

one who kisses their boss's ass, as if lifting their cock for them whilst pissing.
Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!
cocklift by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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