Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line

London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011

Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

cockfoster

Some one who fosters the cock on a regular basis.
a homosexual.

"when walking in to find one of your friends has just screwed three males consecutively in one night"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"

by TamEms February 11, 2007

cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual

Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.

by jossungood August 4, 2014