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The name given to a small, orangey-browny stuffed animal that we couldn't work out if it was a crocodile or a ferret.

It can be seen either in physics lessons, wondering around on the desks, or sometimes it can be seen at night scurrying towards a buffet.

Commonly mistaken for the unrelated 'ferredile', the crocoferret can be distinguished by having teeth that stick out at right-angles to its face, and front legs that look like they're protruding from its neck.
"What the fuck is that, a crocodile or a ferret?"
"Must be a crocoferret"
by Dickmitic April 04, 2007
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