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A sweaty loser who cheats on every single video game that has ever existed in the universe. Studies every single map on Golf With Friends and memorizes every single pixel of every game. The biggest most grimiest cornball alive. He’s kinda sexy but don’t let that deceive you. His mom invented weepa woppa and removed Austin’s gums.
I’m not playing with cockerman, he’s the biggest cheater of all time. Of course he’s using Kapkan
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cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.
That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.
cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockelgänger 

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
master cocksman by estimablesir January 11, 2009
A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.
Gloria lusted after James, for she knew that he was an expert cocksman.
cocksman by Roscoe Turner November 4, 2003
Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.
You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?
Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016