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cockanus 

A man putting his own cock in his ass.
Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"
cockanus by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous 

I have a DICKERUS of the cockerous kind

Cockerang 

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Cockerang by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

cockerpussy 

This is when she or he has a dick and pussy
A george what a beautiful cockerpussy
cockerpussy by NO UUU February 10, 2019

Cockernaut 

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.
Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.
Cockernaut by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockeran 

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.
This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.
cockeran by kb rocks May 9, 2006