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cockenballs

That coozbag was all over my cockenballs at the party. I am going to take her home and give her an extra large helping of the cockenballs.
by Phizil August 28, 2003
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Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!
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cocknballtorture

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.
Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch
by Theresagayguysomewhere October 17, 2019
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cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.
I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.
by Mikey G October 20, 2003
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cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.
Fuck you and your cockballs.
by kyle February 1, 2004
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cocknballs

and i was like DAYUM! that boi has sum LARGE cock 'n' balls!
by amber February 26, 2004
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coggenballs

Using cock and balls in a weird manner, also used for coggenball torture
Yo G, imma stuff my coggenballs into that wall socket.
by TBPAUSANAWHESSMWOGCUMV September 13, 2020
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