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cockcunted 

The male penis slaps a female vagina while shooting cum in and around the the vaginal opening impregnating the female
oh shit hunny! I just cockcunted you, we are breaking up!
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corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

undercover cockhunter

A female who appears to have the librarian-type look going for her, and appears to be a good girl, when in reality she is the biggest freak you have ever met in your life.
Anna seems like a nice girl with her loose clothing and glasses, but I know she's an undercover cockhunter.
undercover cockhunter by jflesh November 16, 2005

Cockcited 

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.
1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!
Cockcited by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011
A dick that acts like a pussy. A man who is repeatedly complains and acts as if he is too dainty for an easy job.
Ben is such a lazy cockcunt!
cockcunt by Mistress420 August 18, 2009
"Hello my good cockcunt, are you out on the rape tonight?"

"He's a real cunting cockcunt"

"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"
cockcunt by Garry Glitter July 24, 2008

cockhunter 

A person that hunts cock...usually an asian or black cock.
"Hey Fred how are u"
"Fuck you, your a cockhunter and a fudge packer"
cockhunter by xT March 22, 2003
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