Cowcunted 

A little off kilter, not quite right/square or unbalanced.

"holy fuck boys, that shit is right cowcunted"

Cowcunted by Pipeline Pete July 24, 2018

corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

Cowcunt 

Kow-Kunt -noun

1. The term for a woman's over sized vagina.

1. Shit dude, I fucked this girl last night and her pussy lips and hole were so big I thought I was fucking a cowcunt!

Cowcunt by jamiethompsonca March 31, 2010

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

I counted the beans 

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

I counted the beans by ZDK December 9, 2008

concusted 

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

concusted by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

counted! 

a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition

*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!

counted! by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009