Cowcunted
Cowcunted by Pipeline Pete July 24, 2018
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corncunted
corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010
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Cowcunted • cockcunted • Concucted • Concurted • concusted • Confunted • conjunted • corncunted • counted! • I counted the beans
Cowcunt
1. Shit dude, I fucked this girl last night and her pussy lips and hole were so big I thought I was fucking a cowcunt!
Cowcunt by jamiethompsonca March 31, 2010
Confunted
Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009
I counted the beans
The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.
Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!
Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!
Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!
Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
I counted the beans by ZDK December 9, 2008
concusted
concusted by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008
counted!
a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition
*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
counted! by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009
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