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cockblochio by yeahyeahLV426 March 21, 2025
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cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008
Cockblockistan
A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005
cockblocking keyboard
The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011
cockblocking
That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.
cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007
Cockblocktober
October 2011.
The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
Cockblocktober by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011
cockblockin
1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
cockblockin by Leezy October 9, 2006