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cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009
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chuckilitus 

having the chuckles
Man, those old ladies at the antique store had a serious case of chuckilitus.
chuckilitus by toejam graham May 18, 2009

Chickenitus 

Another word for chicken is cock. And cock is another word for penis. Itus means it's inflamed or swolen. So chickenitus means inflamed/swolen penis.
Man he wanked so hard he got chickenitus.
Chickenitus by Mahogany_Canoe_1234 November 23, 2016

chinkylitus 

when your vagina is considrably tight and ur pee comes out like a credit card.
"lads this girl last had chinkylitus,when she peed on my face it came out like a credit card!!"
chinkylitus by abbos February 27, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026