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cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009
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chuckilitus 

having the chuckles
Man, those old ladies at the antique store had a serious case of chuckilitus.
chuckilitus by toejam graham May 18, 2009

Chickenitus 

Another word for chicken is cock. And cock is another word for penis. Itus means it's inflamed or swolen. So chickenitus means inflamed/swolen penis.
Man he wanked so hard he got chickenitus.
Chickenitus by Mahogany_Canoe_1234 November 23, 2016

chinkylitus 

when your vagina is considrably tight and ur pee comes out like a credit card.
"lads this girl last had chinkylitus,when she peed on my face it came out like a credit card!!"
chinkylitus by abbos February 27, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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