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cock-smurf

John is a cock-smurf
by Karl (England) October 21, 2006
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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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