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John is a cock-smurf
cock-smurf by Karl (England) October 21, 2006
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I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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smurf-cock
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003
cocksurfer
A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.
It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010
cocksurfing
Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011
cocksurfing
Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.
cocksurfing by -Arctother May 17, 2013