cock-smurf

A person addicted to cock

John is a cock-smurf

by Karl (England) October 21, 2006

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cocksurfer

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

cocksurfing

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.

"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"

by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

Cocksnurfle

Adj., Verb.
Verb: When someone attempts to sniff, or snurfle the penis of another.
Adj: To be a sniffer of penis, or a snurfler.

Verb: "Man, she cocksnurfled me sooo hard!"
Adj: "Dude, you're such a cocksnurfler."

by ChPe January 15, 2011

cocksurfing

Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.

"I brought him home friday, and then spent all evening cocksurfing"

by -Arctother May 17, 2013