cock-faced

1. A state reached by performing a great deal of fellatio. horny; to crave penis.

2. ugly.

3. An adjective meaning homosexual for males.

1. God damn, last night was hot! I was so cock-faced, I must have sucked on that guys dick for 3 hours!

2. Oh shit! Look at that hideous cock-faced bastard!

3. Look at him dancing around like a cock-faced queer.

by lancinator May 6, 2009

Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad

You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018

Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022