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cock wall 

1) n. One who directly or indirectly prevents five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification either intentionally or accientally.

2) v. To directly or indirectly prevent five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification, intentionally or otherwise.
1)My roommate is such a cock wall. He broke up the party just when the sorority girls got there.

2) Your mom really cock walled us all when she came home early and stopped the orgy.
cock wall by Taub 3 May 4, 2006
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Cock and ball wall 

When you have a line of guys covering your girlfriend so it allows a wall to be created. This will prevent anyone from the outside to see you getting deepthroated by your significant other.
Guy number 1: have you heard of the cock and ball wall?
Guy number 2: yeah I have! I heard that it was done in the school!
Guy number 1: bobbi?
Guy number 2: bobbi.
Cock and ball wall by B-o-b-b-i December 27, 2022

cock wallet 

A crude term for a woman's reproductive organs.
Did you see that video of that guy fucking Paris Hilton's cock wallet?
cock wallet by The Baby Jesus June 29, 2005

Cock Wallup 

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!
Cock Wallup by scorpi October 30, 2008

Cock Wallet 

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo
Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'
Cock Wallet by adam goon December 9, 2008

cock walloper 

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.
"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
cock walloper by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

cock wallopped 

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'
cock wallopped by chisamosa April 9, 2005
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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