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cock wall 

1) n. One who directly or indirectly prevents five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification either intentionally or accientally.

2) v. To directly or indirectly prevent five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification, intentionally or otherwise.
1)My roommate is such a cock wall. He broke up the party just when the sorority girls got there.

2) Your mom really cock walled us all when she came home early and stopped the orgy.
cock wall by Taub 3 May 4, 2006
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Cock and ball wall 

When you have a line of guys covering your girlfriend so it allows a wall to be created. This will prevent anyone from the outside to see you getting deepthroated by your significant other.
Guy number 1: have you heard of the cock and ball wall?
Guy number 2: yeah I have! I heard that it was done in the school!
Guy number 1: bobbi?
Guy number 2: bobbi.
Cock and ball wall by B-o-b-b-i December 27, 2022

cock wallet 

A crude term for a woman's reproductive organs.
Did you see that video of that guy fucking Paris Hilton's cock wallet?
cock wallet by The Baby Jesus June 29, 2005

Cock Wallup 

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!
Cock Wallup by scorpi October 30, 2008

Cock Wallet 

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo
Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'
Cock Wallet by adam goon December 9, 2008

cock walloper 

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.
"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
cock walloper by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

cock wallopped 

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'
cock wallopped by chisamosa April 9, 2005