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Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

cock taser by Mild7 October 14, 2019

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Cock Taker

A cock taker is a female who repeatedly undertakes sexual intercourse with males. A cock taker will have sex with different men on a regular basis, thus gaining the reputation of a cock taker. Cock takers tend to be well known to the local community as being notoriously easy to sleep with. Other names for a cock taker are: Slag, slut, whore, slapper, skank, hoe, tart, and sket.

Note 1: Any large breaks where no cocks have been taken will suggest that the cock taker has changed her ways.

Note 2: A female is not classified as a cock taker if she has sex with the same male all day everyday, this just makes her a nympho. The female must have sexual intercourse with a number of males.

Matt: Man, that chick is such a frigging cock taker!
Joe: Old news dude, old news.

Cock Taker by DancingKing February 20, 2011

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cock taker

A person who has intercourse with with the male sexual organ.

She is such a cock taker.

cock taker by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

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cockteasery

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner

Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.

cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

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cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.

That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.

cockteasery by SGT-D December 9, 2004

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cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

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cocktaker

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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